why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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