I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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