Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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