On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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