Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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