You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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