we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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