Yo dont text me then not text me
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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