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i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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