So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize