HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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