Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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