He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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