A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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