I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
