I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I have fence marks all over my body
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I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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