U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
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I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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