dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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