i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
How's work?
Spinning.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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