she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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