we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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