She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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