well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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