hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
operation harelip BJ is a go
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I party with great urgency now.
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