Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
