Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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