the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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