haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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