'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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