Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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