what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
