Dual....:-)
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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