You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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