i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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