Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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