Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize