Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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