..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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