Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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