i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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