I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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