ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
