My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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