i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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