I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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