you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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