do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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