so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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