I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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