new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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