Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
