I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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