There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.