dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
foreskin is a definite game changer
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?