i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.