I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
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soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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